Squad (2009-2010)...
The squad profiles will be updated when Stu can get around to them!
Steve Barker: Midfield
Coming soon
Jordan Barratt: Forward
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Ryan Bothroyd: Goalkeeper
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Josh Butler: Midfield
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Adam Claxton: Goalkeeper
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Frank Duke: Forward
Frank the stallion – highly tuned athlete. Claim to fame – went more than 3 minutes (without an injury!).
Andy Fowler: Defence
Uncompromising defender, mad as a box of frogs (don’t stand on him Rob). Claim to fame – ate a candle.
George Garbutt-Johns: Forward
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Joe Harvey: Forward
Lean mean goal scoring machine. Claim to fame – used to be a defender & stunt double for crazy legs crane.
Danny Helm: Midfield
Unblemished disciplinary record (accurate at time of going to press). Claim to fame – only player in club history to score and get sent off on debut.
Ben Hubbard: Midfield
Reformed character, still on probation but looking good. Claim to fame – once slept in after a training session and was late home.
Jack Lochrie: Defence
Realised fancy hair do’s and boots were not for proper defenders and turned his career round. Claim to fame – Player of the year 2007/08.
Dean Lownsbrough: Defence
Dean the cat to his mates, Dean the tiger to the ladies, grrrrrrrrrr…. Claim to fame – more hairstyles than Gibbo.
Josh McMillan - Midfield
Swashbuckling all action hero, loves a tackle and a bite on the neck. Claim to fame – Timmy’s mate (might have helped him to fill Vick Vernon in but not sure).
Liam O'Connell - Midfield
Cruncher to his mates, loves a tackle and battle of hasting’s memorabilia. Claim to fame – specialist on 11th century headgear.
Ricky O'Cain - Defence
Coming soon.
Conor Smith: Midfield
Loves a good drama and most soaps. Claim to fame – I look like my mam (there is a god!).
Dan Stonehouse: Midfield
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Ryan Thompson: Midfield
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David Upton: Defence
Silent Assassin & double agent (nails opposition & notches the odd o/g). Claim to fame – once lost it and told Stu to ‘=#$ off.
Matthew Watts: Midfield
Velcro boy, loves a pass. Claim to fame – beat the same man 25 times and then got tackled.
Adam Wears: Forward
Coming soon
Greg Wood: Defence
Hobbies – relaxing on a Sunday afternoon with a good book, eating waffles & beans, farting and blaming the dog. Claim to fame – spent 6 weeks on a playstation.